TWO CONTENTLESS SCENES

 

I'M GOING AWAY A: Hi! B: Hello. A: You all right? B: Yes. A: Are you sure? B: Yes, I'm sure. A little headache, that's all. A: Oh, good! You want some aspirin? B: No. Don't be so helpful, OK? A: You are upset. B: Good Lord! A: OK, OK--I thought you might want to talk. B: About what? A: About anything. B: I'm going away. A: What do you mean? B: I'm going away, that's all-- A: Where? B: Not far. Don't get excited-- A: When? B: Now. (starts to leave)

WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? A: Hi! B: Hello-- A: How's everything? B: Fine. I guess. A: Do you know what time it is? B: No--Not exactly. A: Don't you have a watch? B: Not on me. A: Well? B: Well what? A: What did you do last night? B: What do you mean? A: What did you do last night? B: Nothing. A: Nothing? B: I said, nothing! A: I'm sorry I asked. B: That's all right.